SAFELY TO SCHOOL
Our local council, a lovely bunch of blokes
Decided to have a game, to play a little joke.
They cancelled all the buses across to Coedylan
And nominated a safe route, a cunning little plan.
This has helped the police out in a strangely effective way
'Cos now they know exactly where the pervs will go to play.
And there no longer is a problem with teens who're overweight
The bullies take their lunch before they’re near the school gate.
And they tell us teenagers just don't do exercise
At Coedylan Comprehensive that's just a pack of lies.
To avoid bullies and perverts, the kids are all running
And what is surprising, (it's practically stunning)
Is the council has now provided a pool
And the children are able to swim into school.
Bato