Gang Warfare

There have been a lot of gangs in Glyncoch through the years
And this has caused a bit of apprehension, even fear.
There were Teddy Boys always fighting together,
There were Mods and Rockers in parkas and leather
There were beatnik types with hair full of roses
And then punk rockers with pins in their noses.

And though they are older, they are still fighting
Though now its for safer roads and better street lighting.
They’re fighting to keep rubbish off our greens
And they fight against boredom for all of our teens.
They’ve earned their colours, or that’s what is said
And now they’re all in Jenny’s Gang and they’re all dressed in Red.

SAFELY TO SCHOOL
Our local council, a lovely bunch of blokes
Decided to have a game, to play a little joke.
They cancelled all the buses across to Coedylan
And nominated a safe route, a cunning little plan.
This has helped the police out in a strangely effective way
'Cos now they know exactly where the pervs will go to play.
And there no longer is a problem with teens who're overweight
The bullies take their lunch before they’re near the school gate.
And they tell us teenagers just don't do exercise
At Coedylan Comprehensive that's just a pack of lies.
To avoid bullies and perverts, the kids are all running
And what is surprising, (it's practically stunning)
Is the council has now provided a pool
And the children are able to swim into school.
Bato